Ronny Teaches the Lil' Kinz About Santa
Starring: Ronny, Lil' Freezie, Patrica, and Every Single Lil' Kinz
"Hello kids." said Ronny. "Today, I will teach you about Santa Claus, in Lake's interpretation." said Ronny. "Now, does anyone know anything about Santa?"
"I know a lot about him." said Goldie Heart.
"He lives in the North Pole, wears red and white, and delivers presents on Christmas Eve to all of the good children and Webkinz. I even heard he sends good Webkinz to good children!" finished Goldie Heart.
"Those are the main points about Santa." said Ronny. "Now, who knows about how he finds good children?"
"He makes a list, checks it twice, and gives the good children the presents they want from their letters." said Will.
"Of course that's what he does!" said Ronny.
Devil asked, "Would I be on the naughty list? Because I pied 6 Rangers fans, a Hurricanes fan, and 20 Philly fans.
"Well, as Santa himself says, 'Doing naughty things is different from being naughty yourself.'" answered Ronny. "So it's up to Santa to decide."
"Well, here is where the magic comes in. I bring to you... Santa's workshop." said Ronny.
"All of the presents are made here. Who knows who makes them?" said Ronny.
"We know!" Lilly and Cotton Candy said. The elves!"
"Well, you're RIGHT! Now, let's talk about the reindeer." replied Ronny.
"We all know something about the reindeer." Bluestar, Prince, Dee, Cody, and Jurples chimed in.
"Show us what you know." said Ronny.
"There are 9 primary reindeer: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Vixen, Comet and Rudolph. And starting last year, they brought Webkinz along with them." said Bluestar.
"Every reindeer except Rudolph has replacements." said Jurples.
"The sleigh Master trains all of the reindeer." said Cody.
"Good work! Now, does anybody know about Santa's suit?" said Ronny.
"We do!" said Bluey and Moon. "The suit is made out of spider silk, under his hat he has earmuffs that play music, and he has some feathers that do something cool when you drop them. We don't remember with all of these facts in our head."
"Well," said Ronny, "the feathers are magic snow owl feathers, and if any kid sees him, he drops the feathers and that kid goes to sleep."
"Now, who knows about Mrs. Claus?" said Ronny.
"I do!" said Carolina.
"She is Santa's wife, and she has a lot of Christmas spirit." said Carolina.
"I do! It's huge, has a bubble timer which makes time stand still, an enchanted compartment for the presents, and of course, the cookie jar." said Cheesie.
"Now, about his route. He travels up and down, starting in early time zones such as Australia and Japan, and ends in later zones, such as California and British Columbia." said Ronny.
"Now, for our most important part. How he delivers the presents."
"He carries them on his sled." said Ale.
"He gives them when you're in bed." said Kelsey.
"He only gives them to good kids and Webkinz. And that was a great rap line." said Leo.
"He will give anything, especially Pokemon stuff." said Kochickadee.
"Does everybody believe what I said?" said Ronny.
"Yes." the rest chimed in.
"Well, if you are lying, we have real proof that Santa exists. Lil' Freezie and Patrica, who were both presents delivered by Santa himself." said Ronny.
"You can aske them anything you want." finished Ronny.
The End
That was one heck of an update, right?
This tool me a long time to shoot and even longer to post.
And speaking of Devil's love for pieing people, it kind of came from this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09y25GwIWwk
Next update is the 5 days until Christmas update, then the Christmas special, then Webkinz Mystery Dungeon (a long update that will span several days), then finally New Years. And probably a couple of bonus pics, and the rest of the 12 Days of Webkinz.
Until then, don't pie any Hurricanes fans like Devil.
-Lake
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