A Lil' Freezie Christmas (Parody of A Jonas Christmas)

If you have never seen A Jonas Christmas, here is a link to it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6qODCo1buY&feature=related

A Lil' Freezie Christmas

The First Ever Lake and the Webkinz Picture Story

Starring:

Lil' Freezie as Himself

Big Daddy Gorilla as Zorette's Dad

Frosting as Zorette's Mom

(sorry for the sideways) and Teddiursa as Zorette!

Now, for the story. (Captions are under, and that's how it will stay. No reminders from now on.)

 Zorette was sleeping on Christmas morning.

She woke up to see what everybody got for her.

She walked down the stairs.

"Merry Christmas, Zorette!", her parents exclaimed.

"Can I open my presents yet?" Zorette asked.

"Well, those presents are from Santa. This one is from us!" her dad answered.

 "What is it? A Zumbuddy?" Zorette asked.

"Even better."

 Screaming was heard in the box.

"A baby brother?"

"Somebody's!"
"Don't tell me, is it..." 

But before she could finish, she pounced on the present and opened it up.

*insert screaming girls here*  "What the heck am I doing here?", Lil' Freezie said.

"OMIGOSH OMIGOSH!!!!" Zorette screamed. "You got me Lil' Freezie? He's just so lifelike! I wonder if he poops outside of the toilet!"

"Not since I was in the toy factory." Lil' Freezie answered.

"What is happening? One minute I'm watching Dramatic Chipmunk Hey ten times on end, and then I'm in a plastic bag, and NOW I'm a Christmas present?" Zorette blurted, "The bestest Christmas Present ever!!!"

 "Of course he is, sweetie. We got you all of the Lil' Freezie accessories..."

"...such as the Lil' Freezie car!" finished her dad.

"YOU STOLE MY CAR?!?!" Lil' Freezie yelled.

"And the Lil' Freezie Apartment Penthouse!" her mom replied.

"Come on, I just got my brothers to move out of here..." Lil' Freezie said.

"Mom, does he have any other outfits?" Zorette asked.

"Of course he does! We've got everything you need for Gangsta Freezie!" Zorette's mom answered.

"I want to change him!" Zorette exclaimed.

"Wait up! I'm not your toy. I'm a danged BABY PENGUIN!!!!"

"YOU GOT ME A BROKEN FREEZIE?!?! OMIGOSH THAT IS WRONG!!! FIX HIM FIX HIM!!!" Zorette screamed, and then she threw a gigantic fit.

"You can try to read my lyrics off of my paper before I say them, but you aren't going to take the meaning out of my words before I say them!", Lil' Freezie rapped.

"Mom, you got me the best Christmas present EVER!!!!" Zorette said,  and then her and her mother hugged.

"Now, where does this battery go..." said Zorette, and she shut the box on him.

"Note to self: Never buy a human for Zorette again." thought Zorette's dad.

Later that night...

"I've gotten used to you, but what are you going to do next?" said Lil' Freezie.

All Zorette did is lay Freezie in bed and then laughed evilly.

THE END

Wow, that was a weird ending.

Next time, it's going to be the 12 Days of Webkinz.

See you soon!

-Lake